Laloo Prasad Joins Microsoft

OK, this is a joke for those who knows who Laloo Prasad Yadav is in India. This is more funny joke when you know Laloo 🙂

Laloo Prasad sent his Bio Data – to apply for a post in Microsoft Corporation, USA. A few days later he got this reply:

Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad,
We are sorry to intimate you that you do not meet our requirements.
Please do not send any further correspondence. No phone call shall be entertained.
Thanks

Laloo Prasad jumped with joy on receiving this reply. He arranged a party and when all the guests had come, he said: “Bhaiyon aur Behno, aap ko jaan kar khushi hogee ki hum Amreeca mein naukri paa gava hoon.”

Everyone was delighted.

Laloo Prasad continued…… “Ab main aap sab ko apnaa appointment letter padkar sunaongaa – par letter angreeze main hai – isliyen saath-saath Hindi main roopanter bhee karoonga.

Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad ….. Pyare Laloo Prasad bhaiyya
We are sorry …… humse galti ho gayee
to intimate you that ……… aapko yeh batana hai ki
You do not meet ……… aap to miltay hee naheen ho !
our requirement ……… humko to zaroorat hai
Please do not send any further correspondence ………ab Letterwa vetterva bhej ne ka kaouno
zaroorat nahee.
No phone call ……… phoonwa ka bhee zaroorat nahee hai
shall be entertained ……… bahut khaatir kee jayegi.
Thanks ……… aapkaa bahut bahut dhanyawaad